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Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher
One of the delights of life is eating with friends, second to that is talking about eating. And, for an unsurpassed double whammy, there is talking about eating while you are eating with friends.
A good meal ought to begin with hunger.
Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Barbara Johnson, author and comedian
Dinner, a time when . . . one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E. Lewis
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.
Laughter is brightest where food is best.